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Onslaught Event: Nadine and Linnea's United Front

Episode 1

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Urrrgh... Aaaand that's one more baddie down! Nice WORK, girl! Seriously impressive. It wasn't so hard. Really? Well, that's even better! Aaaall righty then, let's get these guys all tied up like a Dragonyule goose.

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Do whatever ya want—I ain't talkin'! You won't tell us anything? Haw haw! What I got to say ain't for the ears of little Alberian girlies to hear! Did you SERIOUSLY just call us girlies, you stupid creeper?! Fine then. If you don't wanna talk, I'll just, like, make you. Blimey, what was that light?! Saaaaay CHEESE! What kinda witchcraft ya tryin' to work on me, girlie?! Oof, that is DEFINITELY your bad side. Well, let's see what Clix can do... We'll make the eyes suuuper biiig... Put a little pink on the cheeks... Pink on my cheeks? Oy! Whatcha doin' over there?! Aw, you're gonna love it, don't worry. Ooo, I DEF need to plump up these eyelashes here.... Dammit, what IS this foul witchery?! Dooone! ...Omigosh, it came out GREAT. Okay, you big meanie—behold your new picturesque self! Blimey, that's...me. Seven hells, I am CUTE! Had no idea I could be that loverly, so I didn't! I KNOW, right? You're adorbs! I bet you wanna run right out and show this to everyone, huh? Cor, no! How embarrassing! I'll never hear the end of it if the men see me like that! Soooo that's a yes on my showing them? I was thinking I could maybe make a few posters, hang 'em up around tow— I'LL TALK! I'LL TAAAAAALK!

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...Wait, so the Imperial Army attacked this area to gain control of the lake? Aye, and that's the Goddess's truth. We're plannin' to build us a big fort right out in the middle of the thing. Which will TOTALLY ruin the lake's natural beauty, not to mention the drinking water for all the nearby villages and junk... How detestable. Oh, this is NOT happening. Not on my watch, bub! I'll protect the villages AND all of the photo-op spots! Photo...op? Oh! You interested in scenic spots, Lin? No. But what is a photo op? It's a place where you can take a sick pic! Here, check this one out—me and Clix took it earlier, and it's totally just the prettiest thing EVER. It looks...real! I! KNOW! Like, I don't really get how it "works" exactly, but Clix here can capture images of pretty much anything out there. It's great for scenery, liiike...this one! Ha ha ha! Ohmigosh, look at my face in this one! I look like a such a derp. Derp...? ...Heh. That IS a weird face. Ha ha! Oh, for sure. I'm totally weirding myself out the more I stare at it. But I'm still gonna keep it, because it's the first time you ever smiled for me! Ah! Um... I'm leaving bye. Huh? What's wrong, Lin? We were just working together as a united front, so... Look, leave me alone. I'm not here to make friends. Aw, Lin... Wait! If you're moving on, I'm coming! Take me with you! Girlies? Think maybe ya could untie this poor ol' soldier before ya go? Or leave me here if ya want, but just erase that damn pictuuuure!