A Ninja's Secret

A Ninja's Secret

• Related Event: The Accursed Archives/March 2019
• Release Date: March 12, 2019
• Featured Characters: Jurota, Aoi, Elisanne

Dialogue

Ninjas live in the shadows and protect their masters. They possess unique knowledge and skills, most of which are shrouded in mystery!

Poker-Faced Ninja: Jurota Nothing out of the ordinary tonight. ...Hmm? Who goes there?! Innocent Ninja: Aoi Sneaky sneaky... It is Aoi. ...But what is that scroll she holds in her hands?

You must give the password. "The firefly that does not cry..." ＂...is racked by the pain of love." I have what you wanted. At last, the scroll filled with confidential ninja attraction techniques! That's right! If you use these babies, you can make anyone fall for you. This should prove most enlightening. You have my thanks. ......

Laa de laa ♪ Dum de dooo ♪ Come get grubbies in your tummies ♪ My apologies for disturbing you. Hey, Jurota. Whatcha need? I saw you hand over that scroll earlier. Eeep! The whole exchange looked very sinister. What exactly was written upon— Hey, that reminds me! You ALSO have a ninja pigeon friend, right? Yes, but that is hardly the— Here, take some of this! It's a special blend of seeds and grains I mixed myself. Er, yes. Thank you. Now let us return to the matter of the scro— Ooo! We never had a chance to talk about our hometowns, did we? Back in my home, it was traditional to spend a whole month training in the forest. What about you? We were sent to an uninhabited island and forced to subsist on wild grasses. Ha ha! Wild grass is the WORST, right? Ninjas do love their survival training! So it seems. Getting back to that scro— Oh, Jurota! Do you like oatmeal? Because I looove— Stop changing the subject. Urk. We may originate from different villages, but we are fellow ninjas who serve the same master. I want to believe you would never bring dangerous ninja knowledge to this castle. Ack. And so, I ask you again: What was written on that scroll? Blargh! Answer me! Aooooi! I have a question about that Ninja Charm Techniques: Volume 15 scroll that I borrowed... Oh my gosh, her timing is TERRIBLE. The scroll! I shall observe. Hup! Oh! He hid! Ah, there you are, Aoi. You may take this back now. It was quite a fascinating read! Errr, you're welcome. ...Gotta go! The "Popular Ninja Make-Up Techniques" and "Sneak Up on His Heart!" sections were especially interesting. Glurg! I was also intrigued by the section where they asked 100 female ninjas how to tell what the object of your affection is thinking about you. Umm... Er, is something wrong? There isn't anyone listening in on us, is there? Because I would be very embarrassed if this were to get out. ...VERY. ...EMBARRASSED. ...... Well, I will take my leave of you now. Do let me know when a new volume comes out, all right? So that scroll she borrowed... It's just something used by female ninjas to help people fall in looooo... Umm... It is clearly a text on ninja methods of winning parties over during negotiation. Likely in the political arena. Um...yeeees! That's abso-LUTELY what it is! Elisanne is very interested in...political...arenas. Then you have my sincerest apologies for my misunderstanding the issue. Ha! Hey, no worries. Incidentally, for future reference, I would very much like to read it myse— Stop with the snooping already! Beg pardon? The End