Johanna/Stories

General Stories Misc

Quotes

On Sortied

Show me a good time, will ya?

On Entering a Room

The finishing blow is mine, got it?

When Quest Begins

Follow me!

Everyone ready?

Response to Beginning of a Quest

Lead the way!

I'm always ready for a fight!

When Controlling Character in Quest

Woohoo! Time to party!

When Receiving a Heal

Eh... Embarrassing!

Mm... Thanks!

When Entering a Boss' Room

Last one, eh?

No way we're losing this!

Response to Entering a Boss' Room

Right! Let's finish this!

I've seen worse, for sure!

Upon Getting to Low Health

This...could be better.

No one's takin' me down today!

Upon Opening a Chest

Ooooh. The spoils of war!

Well, that's a nice surprise!

Boss on Low Health

Man, this is no fun!

You throwing in the towel already?

Boss Enters Break State

Now's our chance to strike!

Come on! Let's get 'em!

Rare Enemy Spawns

Oh? That's a rare one.

A rare enemy? This looks like fun!

Upon Death

It was...fun while it lasted...

Can't believe I lost...

When Revived

Argh, I hate loosing.

When Using Weapon/Shared Skills

Damage: Aaah ha ha ha!

Buff Self: I'll knock you into next week!

Buff Ally: Let's have some fun!

Debuff Enemy: Time to go wild!

Heal Ally: Uh, what are you doing?

Heal Self: Ha!

Player Uses Damaging Skill

I like your style!

I'm almost jealous! ...Almost.

When Shape Shifting is Ready

I can't wait to try the dragon's power!

The dragon's ready, and so am I!

Shape Shifting into Dragon

Time to go to town!

Idle During Quest

I'm getting bored over here...

Enough of this. Let's get back to fighting!

Quest Clear

Ah, hell! We done already?

Quest Failure

Damn! I want a rematch!

Home Screen Walking

It's time for battle!

Pretty, huh...

C'mon, let's go fight!

It's time to let loose!

I could be fighting right now...

Ahh, wonder how long I can go without sleep...?

Home Screen Inside

No one has ever fought me and walked away. Are you sure you want to try your luck?

D-don't you ever call me pretty again!

When people give me compliments, it makes me...uncomfortable.

No one smashes a helmet better than me. ...Wanna see?

I DO care about looking nice, you know...

I'm sure I'm not the only one out there who loves to fight. I wish I could meet someone similar...

Home Screen Portrait

Is it time for a fight? Lemme help! Cmon cmon cmon!

Who has time for crap like chivalry? It's all about fighting for me.

I'm telling you, my helm splitter is a hell of a thing.

Aren't axes just the best? You really feel the pummeling.

I'm starting to get used to this makeup thing.

Collection Portrait

Don't you try and butter me up. Keep your trap shut.

I'm bored. Someone come fight me quick.

I decide how I want to live. No one else. Understand?

Don't tell me I'm pretty, unless you want to get slugged.

♪ La la la la la, looking good and kicking butt! ♪

At The Halidom

Up for a little sparring?

Watch what you say to me!

Man, waiting around is the WORST...

New Mana Circle Unlocked

Fighting's only gonna get more fun now!

Mana Circle Fully Unbound

I'm gonna take out EVERYBODY!

On Promotion to 4

Fighting's only gonna get more fun now!

On Promotion to 5

I'm gonna take out EVERYBODY!

Adventurer Story Episodes

Episode 1

A Score to Settle

Raaaaaah! Graaaahhh! Eeeek! I'm scaaared! Bah... There's just no end to them! They just HAD to come out in droves when we got some kid to protect! Raaaaah! C'mon, gimme a break already! I dunno how much longer I can ke— YEEEEE-HAAAAW! I can't believe there was a damn fight and nobody told me! Aaah ha ha ha! This feels GREAT! Oh, I'm just gettin' warmed up here! LET'S GO, SUCKERS! Aaah ha ha ha! You're the last one, buddy! Get ready to get dyin'! She took them out by herself... ALL of them... ...Everything's going to be okay now, little girl. This nice lady got rid of all the scary fiends for you. Really? They're all gone? Yep! Didn't even break a sweat, if I'm bein' honest... Wow! You're soooo strong! Thanks, pretty lady! Huh? ...M-me? Pretty? Yup! You sure are! Wh... Wha... Whaaaa... Er, maybe you misheard. The girl only said that you were pretty. Graaaaaah! Whoooa! Did YOU just call me pretty?! I don't need that kind of flattery! That's it! You're goin' down! Pick up your sword, chump! Wait, WHAT?! I don't want to fight you! Plus, I'm already exhausted from fighting all those fiends, so mayb— Hey, you started this fight, bro. I'm just finishing it. And I'm not gonna let it go! I've got a score to settle with you, and it WILL be settled! Look, I really think there's been some kind of horrible misunderst— Too late for excuses now, buddy! Hurry up and get your stamina back! Because until we settle this, I'm comin' with you! I can't BELIEVE you had the gall to try and sweet-talk me like that!

Episode 2

The Truth behind the Fury

Oh, you're mine now! Yeeee-haw! Hey! Get over here! Who else wants a piece of Johanna?! ...She's at it again, huh? She really does love to fight. Maybe those fiends told her she was pretty or somethin'. She REALLY don't seem to like that. It's not often you find someone scarier when complimented than when fighting. I wonder why she's like that? Perhaps she's simply not used to being complimented on her looks? Although I think ＂cute＂ might be a more appropriate word for her than ＂pretty.＂ The way she shifts from one mood to another gives her an almost childlike look. Hmm. Yeah, maybe. I think she's got a kind of an athletic- beauty thing goin' on. She looks nice even though she don't really seem to worry about it. Honestly, she almost looks like some kinda rambunctious kid. I guess I see what you're saying. Still, every so often, her expression... Well, it has this kind of noble elegance to it. I'm not quite sure how to describe it better than that. Noble? A violent woman like her? So ya think she's a noblewoman who got raised by wolves or somethin'? I'm not sure I subscribe to that idea. Or maybe she's a wild animal that got turned into a human by some wizard! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WILD ANIMAL?! Owwwww! I wasn't raised by wolves, and I would never let some stupid wizard cast a spell on me! You, uh...heard all that, did you? You wanna know the score? Fine. I'm from a famous family of knights, and I'm my father's only daughter. I was made to fight from the time I could hold a weapon—which is fine by me, because I LOVE IT! But all the stuffy, formal crap like chivalry and bowing and honoring others? No thanks. Not for me. ...Uh-huh. So lemme guess: Ya ran away from home to fight, yeah? You got it. Nope. I'm callin' bullplop on all'a this. Ain't no way YOU'RE the daughter of some famous knight. I don't buy it for a second. ...Say that again, funny man. C'mon! Ya can't be serious! Every knight I ever met spends half the day starin' into a mirror, but you look like ya just spent the night sleepin' in a barn. I mean, that armor is FILTHY! Ain't I right, Euden? I'm just going to...back away slowly. DO YOU WANNA DIE, FUNNY MAN?! YEOOOWCH! All right, all right! I'm sorry, yeah?! Yer the daughter of a famous knight! Just stop punchin' me already!

Episode 3

Cleo's Beauty Class

...... ...... ...... Umm... Might I ask why you're staring so intently at me? I feel like prey looking into the eyes of a hunter. Oh! Um...no reason? It's rude to stare at the best of times, never mind without cause. If there's something you want, you should come out and say it. W-well... Umm... I just wanted to get a better look at your hair and clothes. That's all. Do you have an interest in fashion? I can't help it! Ranzal said knights were supposed to look presentable, and I've never really cared about crap like that. But then... Rrr! It's all Euden's fault for calling me pretty that one time! You're not making any sense. Ugh. Still, since we're here... I've been wanting to get a look at your face for a while now. This seems as good a time as any. Would you mind? Perhaps I can give you some advice if you're interested in improving your overall appearance. Come. Let me have a look. Blaaargh. Normally I'd get aggro about something like this, but since you're a woman... Oh, fine. Stare at me. ...Well? What do you think? Just as I thought. You really are cute. Cute is definitely a more appropriate word for you than pretty. Might you make a specific expression for me for a moment? Pretend you're sizing up a fiend. Be still and serious, with your mouth closed. Mmm. That's tricky. Like...this? That's...perfect. Goodness me... Euden was right. Well, this is something of a personal decision, but if you're interested in presenting a different face to the world, you might consider wearing makeup. Y-you think so? I suppose I can try... Hey, you two. What're you up to? Aaah! Gaaaaah! Stay back! ...The heck did I do?

Episode 4

Trying Something New

Hyaaaaah! Raaaaagh! ...... How did everything go on your end? Perfect! I made short work of 'em. How 'bout you, Johanna? ...... Is something wrong, Johanna? You seem a bit unfocused. She's been actin' different all day, if ya ask me. She ain't fightin' like she usually does. And she also ain't doin' all that wild yellin' and laughin' and stuff. I wonder what's up with he— Whoa! Ah! Johanna? Are you...wearing makeup? Wait, seriously?! The Bedhead Berserker's wearin' makeup?! It's subtle, but it really brings out her elegance. Cleo did it! It was Cleo! I'm just the victim here! Why don't ya wash it off, then? Well... Um... Is it 'cause ya actually kinda like how ya look with it? And since ya never wore it before, yer probably worried all that fiend blood is gonna mess it up, which is why ya ain't fightin' like normal. Am I right? Gah! So that's what happened. Well, I think it looks nice. In fact, you look even prettier than usu— Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Stooooooooop! Graah... I knew this would happen... Hey, don't worry about it! It's fine for a crazy violent lady to be pretty and— ARGH! Stop calling me pretty, damn it!

Episode 5

War Paint

Aaaah ha ha ha! Now THIS is a good time! Hyaaaaaaah! More! MORE! Well, someone's in fightin' form today. Ya must have figured out that whole makeup thing, huh? Actually... I think it's BECAUSE of the makeup that I'm fighting so well. Wait, really? That's kind of unexpected, actually. I've recently noticed that I fight better if I'm wearing makeup. So I've been getting Cleo to teach me some of the basics. It's almost like...war paint. There are tribes'a folks around the world who use body paint to make 'em look and feel tougher. I still have little interest in hair or clothes, but makeup is a different story. So thanks, Euden. I owe all of this to what you said. Now I'm stronger than ever! Well, I still think this was all a large misunderstanding, but I'm glad we're on the same page now. Heck, I can barely remember the last time you punched me. Ah ha ha— Wait, should I punch you, then? N-no! That's not what I meant! 'Cause I'm in GREAT punchin' form right now, and nothing pumps me up like testing my skills against someone! N-no, I'm good. But I'm sure Ranzal would be happy to oblige! Huh? Hey, wait a second! Come back! There ain't no way I'm fightin' her! You scared of losing? Nah, that ain't it. I wouldn't wanna scar a pretty face. It's against my principles. So I can't fight ya. Sorry! Whaaaaaat?! Don't call me pretty, damn it!