Gala Mym/Stories

General Stories Misc

Quotes

On Sortied

Sorry to keep you waiting.

On Entering a Room

Behold, the power of the Flamewyrm!

When Quest Begins

I'll give it my all for you, darling!

Is everyone ready to go?

Response to Beginning of a Quest

You know I'll try hard!

Everything's good here!

When Controlling Character in Quest

(laugh) This'll be fun...

When Receiving a Heal

You saved me!

Thank you.

When Entering a Boss' Room

I won't lose to anyone!

This is the end for you!

Response to Entering a Boss' Room

Right, let's win no matter what!

Indeed, let's bring this little game to a close.

Upon Getting to Low Health

I can't fall yet...

Urgh. This might be bad...

Upon Opening a Chest

Don't mind if I do!

We'll split the spoils later.

Boss on Low Health

Just a little more!

Time for the final blow!

Boss Enters Break State

Strike now!

Don't let this opportunity get away!

Rare Enemy Spawns

There's a rare enemy!

That's a rare enemy. How lucky!

Upon Death

I'm so sorry, darling...

This can't be the end...

Player Uses Damaging Skill

Not bad!

Just as I've come to expect from you!

When Shape Shifting is Ready

It's about time for serious dragon mode.

Shape Shifting into Dragon

I'll show you the true nature of a dragon.

Idle During Quest

You want to rest a little longer?

I'm boooored! Do something already!

Quest Clear

Love wins again, darling!

Quest Failure

I'm all burned out.

Home Screen Walking

I want to go on a date. Make it happen!

You know, this human form isn't too bad.

The night air feels good.

My love will never die!

I may be a dragon, but I'm also a lady.

Romance should be passionate! Fiery, even!

Home Screen Inside

I'm learning a lot about human history and culture, and it's all for you-know-who!

I'm practicing how to cook so I can hold sway over the stomach of my beloved.

Lately I've become obsessed with making figurines of my darling.

My darling loves me... He loves me not... Ugh! What idiocy! Of COURSE he loves me!

You're too handsome, darling! Just standing next to you gets my heart racing!

Home Screen Portrait

There's nothing hotter than the heart of a dragon in love.

I promise to stay with you forever darling.

Love gets you through the most trying of times, darling.

Collection Portrait

I'm the only love you need.

Every so often, I get the urge to swim in lava.

I've finally met my soulmate!

Humans are so bizzare! But I do find myself intrigued by your customs.

At The Halidom

What is it, darling?

So this is our love nest.

Hee hee! It's almost like we're a pair of newlyweds!

When fully upgraded mana circle

I'll protect you with my all.

Adventurer Story Episodes

Episode 1

Dream Wedding

If I'm to live with my darling, I must learn all I can about human culture. Right, then! Perhaps I'll begin by studying this handy magazine.

...Elisanne! Teach me about wedding ceremonies! I beg your pardon? I've been reading about how humans pair off during an event known as a "wedding ceremony." This must be the reason my darling still refuses to acknowledge our love—we haven't performed this ritual! Wait, THAT'S your theory?! *sigh* Well, I suppose I can tell you what little I know of the subject. Now then! A wedding ceremony is when two partners stand before an audience and take sacred to love one another for all time. How is that different from the pact my darling and I swore to one another? IT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! *ahem* You see, a wedding must take place in a sacred location—and the pair must walk down an aisle. Then, in the presence of a priest, each member of the pair must swear their undying love and fidelity to each other. Oh, and inviting family and friends to witness the ceremony and give their blessing is and absolutely DELIGHTFUL component of the whole affair. Finally, at the end of the event, you toss a bouquet of flowers into the air to share your happiness with all! Then the starry-eyed lovers board a carriage and are whisked off on their romantic honeymoon. *siiiiigh* Mmm, I see, I see... Oh, just think of a wedding ceremony between me and my darling! The following is a work of Mym's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. We're getting married! It's like something out of a dream. Ha ha! It is no dream, my snuggle-muffin. From this day forth, we shall no longer be you and I—instead, we shall be US! Priest: Do you swear to love one another, in sickness and in health, so long as you both shall live? I do! Priest: Then beneath these hallowed eaves has been formed the greatest couple in the long and storied history of Alberia! Groom's Friend: I see why they call her the Flamewyrm, 'cause she is SMOKIN'! Groom's Mother: Oh, I am ever so happy to see my little angel grown up and married to such a wise and beautiful woman. Why, I think I may like the bride better than my own child! Groom's Friend: Stop! I object to this union! For it was I who had my sights set on being the bride of fair Euden! Now I will RAAAAAAAAAGE! Oh dear. We seem to lack a bouquet. I suppose we'll just have to use...THIS! Groom's Friend: Gwaaaaaaaargh! How lucky I am to have a wife who hurls my friends about the room! You are such a rascal, my sweet. Hee hee! Don't make me blush, dear. Now come, my lovely! Let us board our carriage—drawn by the noblest steeds in the land—and be off on a honeymoon that bards will sing of for ages to come! Horse: Uh, guys? This is gettin' really weird. I mean, I'm just neighin'. Bah! This lumpy old carriage will leave us naught but sore rears and sadness. I have a MUCH better ride in mind! Begone, you! Horse: I regret nothiiiiiiiig! Now, then, hop up and ride on MY back, darling! It's so delightfully comfortable, you'll swear you're surfing on a cloud! But is it proper to have me astride you, O love of my life? Pishposh! There's no need for such chastity now that we are husband and wife! Now get on me already!

Hee hee hee! Oooo, you devil... You know my horns are ticklish... ...And furthermore, when the onlookers toss their rice into the air, it should always be of the long-grain variety. Now then, when it comes to gift, bags, one can hardly go wrong with adorable plush version of the bride and groom. However, other acceptable ideas include... Those two have been whispering to each other for a very long time now. Yeah, I ain't gonna ask.

Episode 2

Dream Honeymoon

That last "Bonny Brides" magazine I read was simply fascinating! This newest issue has a special on honeymoons. Apparently the latest fad among humans is to spend time in a romantic seaside retreat. If it were me, I'd head off to a sea of magma and swim with my darling! Which reminds me—apparently human swimsuits make both the wearer AND the watcher feel much bolder. The following is a work of Mym's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Ah ha ha! Try and catch me, darling! Ah ha ha! Oh I will, my darling! Despite this magma threatening to melt the very flesh from my bones! You'll never catch me like that! Tee hee! Tee hee hee! Goodness me, but there is nothing that can rival the love of my life when she is inside an active volcano. Ah, but if I were to change into my swimsuit, I might be MORE unrivaled! *gasp* Vendor: Ho there sir! Might I interest you in a refreshing juice drink? Or perhaps a parasol to shade you from this heat? I say sweetums... Might I see that suit? Vendor: HOW ABOUT SOME JUICE?! OR A LOVELY PARASOL?! I'm already wearing it under my clothes. ...Do you want a peeeeek? Vendor: PARASOLS! JUICE! Oh for heaven's sakes! I'll buy some of your juice if you promise to go away! Vendor: Thanks for your business! Ahem! As I was saying, I picked out a VERY special swimsuit for you, darling. ...Now how about that peek? MY ANTICIPATION BUUUUUURNS! Well then, leeeet meeee juuuust... Flirting Woman 1: Wowza! That guy is a total dreamboat! I mean, he is PERFECT! Flirting Woman 2: Hey, you there! Wanna come play? WHAT ARE YOU PRATTLING ON ABOUT?! Uh...n-nevermind! Ugh! Such a bother... Now then, let's get on with that peek. Flirting Man 1: Hell yeah, check out that gal! She's a hot potato, and no mistake! Flirting Man 2: You wanna come play with us, girlie?! AAAAAAARGH! *huff* *puff* I think we're finally alone now. Get over here, darling! It's time to see what you have been waiting for... My bold, daring, AUDACIOUS swimsuit.

Oh ho... Oh ho ho ho ho... Uh, Mym? Oh darling... You're staring SO hard... Er, sorry? I was just going to see if you wanted to go on a fiend hunt, but you're clearly occupied, so I'll...just...go. Oh ho ho ho ho... *snort* Huh?! Whuzza?! Wait, was my darling just HERE?!

Episode 3

Dream Life

I'm learning ever so much from this "Bonny Brides" magazine! Let's see what this article says... "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and this month's special feature is all about the recipe for newlywed bliss!" Yes, that makes sense. Why, even the mighty lioness will hunt down food for her beloved mate. What a hubby really needs is a wife who can prepare a glorious feast! The following is a work of Mym's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. I'm home, my sweet! Welcome home, darling! Would you like a bath? Something to eat? Or perhaps...something ELSE? What I want is to give you a lovely "welcome home" pat on the head! B-but I'm ticklish! Tee hee hee! Dinner looks delicious today, just like it always does! Tonight's meal is a pickled slime and brussels sprout slaw with a cup of piping-hot mayonnaise on top! That sounds amazing, dear. *munch* By Ilia, it's even better than it sounds! I swear, I'm the luckiest man in the world. My wife is adorable, good-natured, and a dynamite chef to boot! And I am the happiest woman in the land, to have such a handsome, kind husband. All right, I'm off to work. See yo— Wait, your armor is crooked. Let me fix it for you. There, that should do it. Oh, and don't forget the lunch I packed for you! I could never forget it—not when it's chock full of the love and sweetness of my beloved bride. That love gets me through each day! You don't know how happy it makes me to hear those words from your lips! Have a nice day, darling.

Dum-de-dum! My darling true! I'm ever so devoted to yooooou! Dinner tonight will be such a treat! Gonna cook up a pile of python meat! You must stay strong as can be! So you're good at loving meeeee! Butcher: Afternoon, miss. Welcome to Ranz...uh, I mean, Randy's Butcher Shop! We got the python meat you wanted. Sign here please, ma'am. Of course. Butcher: *gulp* Gosh, but you're pretty, ma'am. Yeah, I know. I polish my scales and horns every day for my darling. Butcher: Auuugh! I can't takes no more! COME TO RANDY! I beg your pardon?! Butcher: Ma'am! MA'AAAAAAAM! Unhand me, you foul man! Butcher: Bwaaaaargh! D-darling, why are you here?! Weren't you at work?! I sensed my gooshie-pumpkin was in danger and came rushing over. Truly, our love is a strand that connects us across all time and space! Gooshie-pumpkin! Darling!

I love you, my darling! *squeeeeeeze* Uh, Mym. Don't wanna interrupt...whatever this is, but the prince is lookin' for ya. YOU FOUL MAN! What'd I dooooooo?!

Episode 4

Dream Drama

Hmm, there's a flyer on the ground. Perhaps someone brought it here from a neighboring village. Ooo, it's an ad for a new play! "Struggles of a New Bride: The In-Laws from Hell" Do humans find this kind of sordid familial drama entertaining? Hmm... I wonder... This Mym's imagination, people and places, nothing is real, yadda yadda yadda. Mother-in-Law: Mym! I just found a speck of dust when I looked beneath the couch. Your cleaning skills are simply atrocious! Forgive me, Mother-in-law! Mother-in-Law: Apologies won't make this pigsty clean! Honestly, you are a useless wife. Urgh... Grandfather: Is my meal done yet, girl?! Didn't you just eat, Grandfather? Grandfather: Lies! You're tryin' to starve me and take the inheritance! You're a wife from hell! That's... I'm not... Sister-in-Law: Sister-in-law, I'm borrowing some of your secret savings. Once I win big at the track, I'll pay you back double! You said that last time, and I STILL haven't seen any of that money! You're old enough to stop floating aimlessly through life and get a job. Sister-in-Law: Quiet, you! The key is to work smarter, NOT harder! Everyone knows that! Eeek! This is s-so hard... But as long as my darling is with me... I'm going out, Mym. But today's our wedding anniversary! You promised that we could celebrate it together this year! Triumphant Woman: Tough cookies, cookie! He's going to the hot spring with a REAL woman! You... You're his secretary! Nooooo! You're having an AFFAIR! HOMEWRECKER! Triumphant Woman: Hey, if you hadn't let all your womanly charms go, he wouldn't have needed to come to me. ZING! WHAT DID YOU SAY, HUSSY?! Come, lover. Let us be off. Triumphant Woman: Take my hand and we will go, dear! DARLING! NOOOOOO! *sob* What happened to our love...? Underling: Crikey! This 'ere's the 'ouse what where Euden lives. Wh-who are you?! Criminal Boss: Ah, you must be the wife. We're here to collect on your husbands MANY debts. Underling: Yeah, 'e owes big to the boss man, see? And we's come make sure the bill's paid! Th-that's a lie! Criminal Boss: I have the promissory note right here. Feel free to look it over. ...I've never SEEN so many zeros! He'll never be able to pay! Criminal Boss: Well then, I suppose we'll have to secure the money in another fashion. Underling: Lotta rich folks would pay dear to get their mitts on a real-life dragon. Heh heh heh... No! You can't! Underling: Bwaaa ha ha! We can do whatever we likes, so we can! Criminal Boss: Just pitch in and do your part, toots. For you dear hubby. NOOOOOO! DON'T TOUCH MY BUNNY-WUNNY! Haaaah! Gwaaaaargh! Darling! You...you came back for me? I'm so sorry, my love! I realized the error of my ways and told that awful secretary of mine to take her poor filing skills and terrible penmanship elsewhere! YOU are the only one I need! Darling!

It's okay, darling. You don't have to apologize any more... There you are, Mym. We're all going to see a new play. Would you care to join us? You... HOMEWRECKER! Mym? What are you... Mym, wait! Calm down! AAAIIIEEEEEE!

Episode 5

Dream Children

Ahhh, this is PERFECT sunbathing weather! Mommy, look! I caught a big bug! Wow, that's amazing! It looks a little sad though, so maybe you should let it go. Hmm... Children... This is Mym's imagination. Okay? Okay. Child 1: Mommy, look! I caught a big fiend! You truly ARE our daughter. It looks a little sad though, so maybe you should let it go. Child 2: MOOOOOM! Brother HIT me! Child 3: Nuh-uh! I didn't do nothing! No fighting, you two! Child 4: Goo goo gah gah! WAAAH! WAAAH! My goodness, somebody got up on the wrong side of the crib today! Well, maybe this will make it better... Peek-a-dragon! I tell you, honey, being surrounded by our darling children is what true happiness is all about. You said it, my darling! Thank every single one of you for being born and coming into our lives!

Augh! I can't let that dream stay a dream! I MUST make it a reality! Hmm... But can a dragon and a human even MAKE babies? Ah! I'll go ask Midgardsormr and Mercury! They'll surely know something. Time to do some fact-finding!

Grrrrr! That Mercury is SUCH a cad! "Though you may assume a similar guise, humans and dragons are completely different and can never produce children." What nerve! What utter cheek! Surely the power of love will find a way! Oooo, and then Midgardsormr! "The difference in your lifespans is great, so eve if you remained married for life, he would grow old and decay, leaving you feeling naught but heartache." I mean, come on! There must be some...

...... Oh, here you are, Mym. I heard from the other dragons that there was something strange going on with you and it had me somewhat worried. ...Can I tell you something, darling? I used to think that humans were terrifically boring creatures. They are weak, and their lives short. I thanked my lucky starts every day that I was born a dragon. But now, I'm....jealous of humans. If I were a human, you and I could bear children, grow old, and pass on together. Is that what's been bothering you? Why was I born a dragon...? Listen, Mym. I've got something I'd like to ask of you. Something only you, a dragon, can do. Something only I can do? In all likelihood, I'm going to leave this world long before you. When that happens, will you watch over and protect it in my stead? You want me to carry on your dream? Yes. We both love this world, after all, and I can think of no one better. Darling, you mean... We got trouble, guys! Fiends are attacking a village! I'm on my way! Just think about it, all right, Mym? It's not like we don't have plenty to do in the meantime anyway. Now let's go! This world that we both love... This world is proof of our love. It IS our child! Heh. It can be a real handful at times, but it's still our adorable little child. Thank you, darling. I feel much better now. Now I will give my all—both for my love of my darling AND this world!