Celliera/Stories
Quotes
Adventurer Story Episodes
Personal Training
Celliera: So this is the castle occupied by Euden and his comrades. I must offer them my thanks.
Celliera: Hmm? Wait, is that...?
Notte: Hoooo! Another day, another big helping of flower nectar for me!
Euden: Notte... Hmm, something seems different. You don't look like your usual threatening self.
Notte: Well, I guess I have been wheezing a little when I fly lately...
Notte: Oh no! Am I super out of shape?!
Euden: Perhaps you'd better start exercising. Build those muscles from the ground up!
Notte: Oh, maaaan! Does that mean I have to do, like, push-outs or whatever they're called?
Notte: I need a personal trainer if this is ever gonna work.
Euden: A trainer? All the way out here? I doubt you'd—
Celliera: I STAND READY BEFORE YOU!
Euden: You what now?
Celliera: Ho there, Euden! I've come to settle our debt.
Euden: Uh oh. Do I owe you something?
Celliera: Ah, but you misunderstand. I've come to thank YOU for your aid at the volcano.
Celliera: On that note, Notte recently expressed interest in hiring a personal trainer.
Celliera: That being the case, I will take up the mantle in order to thank you for your earlier aid!
Euden: Um...okay? If you want to.
Celliera: As a knight's armsmaster, my job is to instruct wards in the proper forms and functions of exercise.
Celliera: With my specialized Armsmaster Exercise Regimen, Notte will be a rippling, winged mass of muscle before you know it!
Celliera: Heh heh... My teacher senses are a'tingle with anticipation. I can't wait to see those guns of yours pumping!
Notte: Uh, yeah, this seems kind of terrifying. I think I'm going to pass.
Celliera: We will begin at once. Also, you will refer to me as Master Celliera.
Notte: Whaaaaat?!
In the castle grounds
Celliera: Focus on that sweat running down your brow and give me a hundred laps! I want to see the veins bulging in those muscles!
Notte: Wait, laps? Dude, I FLY!
Celliera: Quit with the belly-aching and get with the ab-making!
Notte: Y-yes, Master Celliera!
That evening, inside the castle
Celliera: Right then! Meal time. Proper nutrition is vital for one in such intense training.
Notte: *wheeze* *pant* Too much...running... So tired... So hungry...
Celliera: The most important thing when considering one's diet is not the quantity consumed, but the balance of nutrition. Now eat!
Notte: ...What the heck is THIS glop?
Celliera: A special nutritional porridge I prepared! ...Well, technically it's more of a slurry. Regardless, EAT!
Notte: *urp* Oh my gosh, this tastes like the floor of a tavern after the weekend.
Celliera: Don't be picky! From now on, the only things you're permitted to consume are this and water! ...Or perhaps ice chips.
Notte: Wait, that's IT?!
That night; Celliera lurking in the shadows
Notte: *knock knock* Anyone out there? No? ...Ah, jackpot! There's still some bread on the table from dinner!
Notte: That slurry business was the most disgusting thing ever, but this bread looks mighty tast—
Celliera: DROP THE BREAD! ...Now put your hands behind your head and turn around!
Notte: Ack! It's a trap! Nooooo! C'mon, gimmme a break!
Celliera: Break? Do you realize the absolute nutritional wasteland that is a slice of bread?!
Celliera: You'd be better off eating mud! ...Well, expect that mud has a high mineral content. But I digress!
Notte: WHO'S eating mud now?!
Celliera: Do you want your muscles to grow flabby and weak?! Do you want to be carried everywhere in a cart because you lack the bone structure to walk?!
Notte: Um...no?
Celliera: Then restrain yourself! Resist the temptation of junk food and have another helping of my nutritional slurry!
Celliera: I know you can do it! I believe in you!
Notte: All right, I'll do it... I've got this! Guide me, Master Celliera!
Celliera: That's the spirit!
And so, Notte's training continued. Until one day...
In the castle, during the day
Celliera: Behold! The fruits of your training!
Notte: Ta-daaaah! Well? How do I look?! Buff, right? Like, SUPER buff!
Euden: You look great, Notte!
Notte: But what about the guns? DON'T YOU LOVE MY GUNS?!
Celliera: Just look how hard she worked... *sniff*
Notte: Aw, you're giving me too much credit. If I didn't have such a great teacher, I'd still be a puny weakling.
Notte: That's why I just want you to know how grateful I am for your guidance.
Celliera: Notte!
Notte: Master!
Euden: Heh. Seems like it's a good thing you came here, Celliera.
Celliera: Hearing you say that makes me even more delighted!
Celliera: And it ALSO makes me want to be of even further aid to you all.
Celliera: As such, I'm going to keep assisting you.
Celliera: Euden, if you have any worries or need to talk about anything at all, come see me right away.
Celliera: I'll devote all my efforts to helping you solve your many, MANY problems.
Euden: Not sure the "many" part was necessary... Er, but are you sure you're okay with this?
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