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Perfect Butler
Edward: Pardon me, but might I find Master Euden in this castle?
Euden: Oh, yes, that's me.
Edward: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Edward.
Edward: Would you have any interest in employing me as your butler?
Euden: Well, I don't know that we really need a butler right n-
Ranzal: A butler? Saaaay! So what's a guy like you do, anyway? Buttle?
Cleo: Would we be free to call upon you as well if Euden wished it?
Euden: Gaah! When did you two get here?
Edward: I will lend my services to any and all whom my master wishes, should I come under his employ.
Ranzal: Yer serious?!
Ranzal: Euden, ya gotta hire this guy!
Ranzal: He could really help me out with my chores! Repairin' the castle, takin' care of my weapons- everything!
Cleo: And I could use someone to help me with cooking and keeping our supplies stocked.
Edward: Well, there you have it. What say you, Master Euden?
Euden: Hmmm... All right. If that's what they want, then you're hired.
Edward: Splendid.
Edward: Now then, let us get right to your scheduled tasks for the day.
Edward: Hmm... It seems you've only completed about half of them.
Edward: You shal have to finish training and patrolling the area before lunch.
Euden: I was actually thinking of eating first, since I'm already pretty hungr-
Edward: Unacceptable. Any task scheduled for the morning must be completed by noon.
Edward: After all, that is when you are due to battle some fiends.
Euden: Wait, but that hardly leaves me any time to eat-
Edward: Such are the consequences when you dally in the morning.
Edward: Rest assured, you shall have plenty of time for lunch tomorrow.
Euden: But...
Edward: It was you who wished to hire me as your butler, was it not?
Euden: I...
Edward: As such, while I tend to your daily needs, I shall determine if you are truly worthy of being my master.
Edward: Worry not; I shall manage every facet of your life from here on.
Edward: You shall be an exemplary master in no time.
Edward: Assuming you don't break before that happens, of course.
Euden: Uh... C-Cleo? Ranzal?
Ranzal: ...Ya know what? I should probably just handle things m'self.
Ranzal: So, uh, I'm gonna go make some repairs to the castle!
Cleo: Nor do I require any assistance.
Cleo: Organizing our inventory is a job handled easily by one person.
Euden: D-don't just leave me here...
Edward: Come, Master Euden.
Edward: There is too much to be done for you to pass another moment in idleness. We must begin at once.
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