Johanna/Stories
Quotes
- On Sortied
- Show me a good time, will ya?
- On Entering a Room
- The finishing blow is mine, got it?
- When Quest Begins
- Follow me!
- Everyone ready?
- Response to Beginning of a Quest
- Lead the way!
- I'm always ready for a fight!
- When Receiving a Heal
- Eh... Embarrassing!
- Mm... Thanks!
- When Entering a Boss' Room
- Last one, eh?
- No way we're losing this!
- Response to Entering a Boss' Room
- Right! Let's finish this!
- I've seen worse, for sure!
- Upon Getting to Low Health
- This...could be better.
- No one's takin' me down today!
- Upon Opening a Chest
- Ooooh. The spoils of war!
- Well, that's a nice surprise!
- Boss on Low Health
- Man, this is no fun!
- You throwing in the towel already?
- Boss Enters Break State
- Now's our chance to strike!
- Come on! Let's get 'em!
- Rare Enemy Spawns
- Oh? That's a rare one.
- A rare enemy? This looks like fun!
- Upon Death
- It was...fun while it lasted...
- Can't believe I lost...
- Player Uses Damaging Skill
- I like your style!
- I'm almost jealous! ...Almost.
- When Shape Shifting is Ready
- I can't wait to try the dragon's power!
- The dragon's ready, and so am I!
- Idle During Quest
- I'm getting bored over here...
- Enough of this. Let's get back to fighting!
- Home Screen Walking
- It's time for battle!
- Pretty, huh...
- C'mon, let's go fight!
- It's time to let loose!
- I could be fighting right now...
- Ahh, wonder how long I can go without sleep...?
- Home Screen Inside
- No one has ever fought me and walked away. Are you sure you want to try your luck?
- D-don't you ever call me pretty again!
- When people give me compliments, it makes me...uncomfortable.
- No one smashes a helmet better than me. ...Wanna see?
- I DO care about looking nice, you know...
- I'm sure I'm not the only one out there who loves to fight. I wish I could meet someone similar...
- Home Screen Portrait
- Collection Portrait
- At The Halidom
- Up for a little sparring?
- Watch what you say to me!
- Man, waiting around is the WORST...
- On Promotion to 4
- Fighting's only gonna get more fun now!
- On Promotion to 5
- I'm gonna take out EVERYBODY!
Adventurer Story Episodes
A Score to Settle
Ranzal: Raaaaaah!
Fiend: Graaaahhh!
Child: Eeeek! I'm scaaared!
Euden: Bah... There's just no end to them!
Ranzal: They just HAD to come out in droves when we got some kid to protect!
Fiend: Raaaaah!
Ranzal: C'mon, gimme a break already! I dunno how much longer I can ke—
???: YEEEEE-HAAAAW!
Johanna: I can't believe there was a damn fight and nobody told me!
Johanna: Aaah ha ha ha! This feels GREAT!
Johanna: Oh, I'm just gettin' warmed up here! LET'S GO, SUCKERS!
Johanna: Aaah ha ha ha!
Johanna: You're the last one, buddy! Get ready to get dyin'!
Euden: She took them out by herself... ALL of them...
Euden: ...Everything's going to be okay now, little girl. This nice lady got rid of all the scary fiends for you.
Child: Really? They're all gone?
Johanna: Yep! Didn't even break a sweat, if I'm bein' honest...
Child: Wow! You're soooo strong!
Child: Thanks, pretty lady!
Johanna: Huh? ...M-me? Pretty?
Child: Yup! You sure are!
Johanna: Wh... Wha... Whaaaa...
Euden: Er, maybe you misheard. The girl only said that you were pretty.
Johanna: Graaaaaah!
Euden: Whoooa!
Johanna: Did YOU just call me pretty?!
Johanna: I don't need that kind of flattery!
Johanna: That's it! You're goin' down! Pick up your sword, chump!
Euden: Wait, WHAT?! I don't want to fight you! Plus, I'm already exhausted from fighting all those fiends, so mayb—
Johanna: Hey, you started this fight, bro. I'm just finishing it.
Johanna: And I'm not gonna let it go!
Johanna: I've got a score to settle with you, and it WILL be settled!
Euden: Look, I really think there's been some kind of horrible misunderst—
Johanna: Too late for excuses now, buddy! Hurry up and get your stamina back!
Johanna: Because until we settle this, I'm comin' with you!
Johanna: I can't BELIEVE you had the gall to try and sweet-talk me like that!
The Truth behind the Fury
Johanna: Oh, you're mine now! Yeeee-haw!
Johanna: Hey! Get over here!
Johanna: Who else wants a piece of Johanna?!
Ranzal: ...She's at it again, huh?
Euden: She really does love to fight.
Ranzal: Maybe those fiends told her she was pretty or somethin'. She REALLY don't seem to like that.
Euden: It's not often you find someone scarier when complimented than when fighting.
Euden: I wonder why she's like that?
Cleo: Perhaps she's simply not used to being complimented on her looks?
Cleo: Although I think ＂cute＂ might be a more appropriate word for her than ＂pretty.＂
Cleo: The way she shifts from one mood to another gives her an almost childlike look.
Ranzal: Hmm. Yeah, maybe.
Ranzal: I think she's got a kind of an athletic- beauty thing goin' on.
Ranzal: She looks nice even though she don't really seem to worry about it.
Ranzal: Honestly, she almost looks like some kinda rambunctious kid.
Euden: I guess I see what you're saying.
Euden: Still, every so often, her expression...
Euden: Well, it has this kind of noble elegance to it. I'm not quite sure how to describe it better than that.
Ranzal: Noble? A violent woman like her?
Ranzal: So ya think she's a noblewoman who got raised by wolves or somethin'?
Cleo: I'm not sure I subscribe to that idea.
Ranzal: Or maybe she's a wild animal that got turned into a human by some wizard!
Johanna: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WILD ANIMAL?!
Ranzal: Owwwww!
Johanna: I wasn't raised by wolves, and I would never let some stupid wizard cast a spell on me!
Euden: You, uh...heard all that, did you?
Johanna: You wanna know the score? Fine.
Johanna: I'm from a famous family of knights, and I'm my father's only daughter.
Johanna: I was made to fight from the time I could hold a weapon—which is fine by me, because I LOVE IT!
Johanna: But all the stuffy, formal crap like chivalry and bowing and honoring others? No thanks. Not for me.
Ranzal: ...Uh-huh. So lemme guess: Ya ran away from home to fight, yeah?
Johanna: You got it.
Ranzal: Nope. I'm callin' bullplop on all'a this. Ain't no way YOU'RE the daughter of some famous knight.
Ranzal: I don't buy it for a second.
Johanna: ...Say that again, funny man.
Ranzal: C'mon! Ya can't be serious!
Ranzal: Every knight I ever met spends half the day starin' into a mirror, but you look like ya just spent the night sleepin' in a barn. I mean, that armor is FILTHY!
Ranzal: Ain't I right, Euden?
Euden: I'm just going to...back away slowly.
Johanna: DO YOU WANNA DIE, FUNNY MAN?!
Ranzal: YEOOOWCH!
Ranzal: All right, all right! I'm sorry, yeah?! Yer the daughter of a famous knight! Just stop punchin' me already!
Cleo's Beauty Class
Johanna: ......
Cleo: ......
Johanna: ......
Cleo: Umm...
Cleo: Might I ask why you're staring so intently at me? I feel like prey looking into the eyes of a hunter.
Johanna: Oh! Um...no reason?
Cleo: It's rude to stare at the best of times, never mind without cause.
Cleo: If there's something you want, you should come out and say it.
Johanna: W-well... Umm...
Johanna: I just wanted to get a better look at your hair and clothes. That's all.
Cleo: Do you have an interest in fashion?
Johanna: I can't help it!
Johanna: Ranzal said knights were supposed to look presentable, and I've never really cared about crap like that. But then...
Johanna: Rrr! It's all Euden's fault for calling me pretty that one time!
Cleo: You're not making any sense.
Johanna: Ugh.
Cleo: Still, since we're here...
Cleo: I've been wanting to get a look at your face for a while now.
Cleo: This seems as good a time as any. Would you mind?
Cleo: Perhaps I can give you some advice if you're interested in improving your overall appearance.
Cleo: Come. Let me have a look.
Johanna: Blaaargh.
Johanna: Normally I'd get aggro about something like this, but since you're a woman...
Johanna: Oh, fine. Stare at me.
Johanna: ...Well? What do you think?
Cleo: Just as I thought. You really are cute.
Cleo: Cute is definitely a more appropriate word for you than pretty.
Cleo: Might you make a specific expression for me for a moment?
Cleo: Pretend you're sizing up a fiend. Be still and serious, with your mouth closed.
Johanna: Mmm. That's tricky. Like...this?
Cleo: That's...perfect. Goodness me...
Cleo: Euden was right.
Cleo: Well, this is something of a personal decision, but if you're interested in presenting a different face to the world, you might consider wearing makeup.
Johanna: Y-you think so? I suppose I can try...
Euden: Hey, you two. What're you up to?
Johanna: Aaah! Gaaaaah! Stay back!
Euden: ...The heck did I do?
Trying Something New
Euden: Hyaaaaah!
Ranzal: Raaaaagh!
Johanna: ......
Euden: How did everything go on your end?
Ranzal: Perfect! I made short work of 'em. How 'bout you, Johanna?
Johanna: ......
Euden: Is something wrong, Johanna? You seem a bit unfocused.
Ranzal: She's been actin' different all day, if ya ask me.
Ranzal: She ain't fightin' like she usually does. And she also ain't doin' all that wild yellin' and laughin' and stuff.
Euden: I wonder what's up with he— Whoa!
Johanna: Ah!
Euden: Johanna? Are you...wearing makeup?
Ranzal: Wait, seriously?! The Bedhead Berserker's wearin' makeup?!
Euden: It's subtle, but it really brings out her elegance.
Johanna: Cleo did it! It was Cleo!
Johanna: I'm just the victim here!
Ranzal: Why don't ya wash it off, then?
Johanna: Well... Um...
Ranzal: Is it 'cause ya actually kinda like how ya look with it?
Ranzal: And since ya never wore it before, yer probably worried all that fiend blood is gonna mess it up, which is why ya ain't fightin' like normal. Am I right?
Johanna: Gah!
Euden: So that's what happened. Well, I think it looks nice.
Euden: In fact, you look even prettier than usu—
Johanna: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Stooooooooop!
Euden: Graah... I knew this would happen...
Ranzal: Hey, don't worry about it! It's fine for a crazy violent lady to be pretty and— ARGH!
Johanna: Stop calling me pretty, damn it!
War Paint
Johanna: Aaaah ha ha ha! Now THIS is a good time!
Johanna: Hyaaaaaaah!
Johanna: More! MORE!
Ranzal: Well, someone's in fightin' form today.
Ranzal: Ya must have figured out that whole makeup thing, huh?
Johanna: Actually...
Johanna: I think it's BECAUSE of the makeup that I'm fighting so well.
Euden: Wait, really?
Euden: That's kind of unexpected, actually.
Johanna: I've recently noticed that I fight better if I'm wearing makeup.
Johanna: So I've been getting Cleo to teach me some of the basics.
Ranzal: It's almost like...war paint.
Ranzal: There are tribes'a folks around the world who use body paint to make 'em look and feel tougher.
Johanna: I still have little interest in hair or clothes, but makeup is a different story.
Johanna: So thanks, Euden.
Johanna: I owe all of this to what you said.
Johanna: Now I'm stronger than ever!
Euden: Well, I still think this was all a large misunderstanding, but I'm glad we're on the same page now.
Euden: Heck, I can barely remember the last time you punched me.
Johanna: Ah ha ha— Wait, should I punch you, then?
Euden: N-no! That's not what I meant!
Johanna: 'Cause I'm in GREAT punchin' form right now, and nothing pumps me up like testing my skills against someone!
Euden: N-no, I'm good. But I'm sure Ranzal would be happy to oblige!
Ranzal: Huh? Hey, wait a second! Come back! There ain't no way I'm fightin' her!
Johanna: You scared of losing?
Ranzal: Nah, that ain't it.
Ranzal: I wouldn't wanna scar a pretty face. It's against my principles.
Ranzal: So I can't fight ya. Sorry!
Johanna: Whaaaaaat?!
Johanna: Don't call me pretty, damn it!