Cuteness Conquers All

Cuteness Conquers All

• Related Event: Dream Big Under the Big Top
• Release Date: January 15, 2019
• Featured Characters: Amane, Xainfried, Elisanne

Dialogue

The fools in this castle are far too soft for their own good! Dragons have no place in this world, so why does everyone keep trying to protect them?! I'm going to find that prince and make him tell me the weakness of dragons! Ho there! Careful, you! Ack! OW! H-hey! Wh-who goes there?! Don't you know it's dangerous to suddenly cut across an open corridor like that?! I could have been killed! ...Hmm? Squeak! D-dragons?! Squeak! Squeak! Are these infant dragons? Squeak! Wait... This is my chance. If I study these younglings, I might finally learn the weakness of dragons! Squeak? Muah ha ha! Now just hold still while I capture you, wee ones... Squeak! You fool dragons shouldn't be walking over here and LETTING me catch you... Squeak squeak squeeeeak! Yes? What? What is it? Are you trying to say something? Squeak! Squeak! Perhaps you're hungry? SQUEAK! Hrmm. Well, all right then. Let me go prepare some food. ...Behold! I have made you both some of my special soup! Squeeeak... I'll admit the color isn't very appetizing, but it tastes divine, I assure you. It is a rare event that the Child of Miracles prepares someone a meal! *slurp* *slurp* Squeeeeak! Goodness, they ate everything! ...Well then? What did you think? Squeak! I'm going to take that as a positive answer. ...Hmm? What now? Squeak... Well, they're turning in circles and seem to have their legs crossed, sooo... ACK! You can't possibly be planning to relieve yourselves HERE! Noooo! Not heeeere! Whew! Made it just in time. Squeaaak... *yawn* Right then, what's with that yawn? Are you ready for an afternoon nap? Squeak... Well, if you want to sleep, do so. No good comes from fighting the urge. Ah, I know. I will grant you the honor of hearing me sing a lullaby. Sleeping child, happy child... Let the good sleep take you... And awful dreams not wake you... Zzzzzz... Well, that worked wonders. Let's hope they have a good nap. ...Fydon? Felyx? Where are you? ...Amane? Wait, is that Fydon and Felyx?! Quiet, fool! You're going to wake them! Er, I'm sorry. Did you put them to bed? I apologize for the trouble my dragons caused you, but thank you for taking such good care of them. You should indeed be thanking me! Those two were wandering aimlessly before I took them under my wing. But don't think this will happen again. It was a once-in-a-lifetime honor! You're a fine mother for one so young. And do not think to forget it, good sir. Wait, are you treating me like a child?! I am 24 years old, and a woman grown! Amane! You're going to wake them! Ah, yes. Right. Apologies. Squeak? Squeaaaak... Zzzzzz... They really are very troublesome children. Well, I'd best get back to my... Wait, what WAS I doing before I started dragonsitting those two, anyway? Ah, yes!! I remember! I was on my way to speak with Euden! This is no time to be watching them sleep. I have work to do! You will tell me the weakness of dragons, Euden! Er, did she just say she wanted to know the weakness of dragons? Zzzzzz... Heh. The truth was right in front of her, and yet she missed it somehow. Some dragons simply have a weakness for people who are kind.