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You Don't Know of Me?!
Euden: Were you looking for me?
Ezelith: Was I? I'm not certain. Frankly, I expected someone with muscles. Possibly a beard.
Ezelith: Whatever. I'll allow you to hire me on. You're not exactly my type, but I like what I've heard about you.
Euden: I'm flattered by the offer, but... who are you?
Ezelith: Are you seriously asking me that? ME?! The greatest magical mind of our time? The genius of the century?
Euden: Not ringing any bells, sorry...
Ezelith: Un-be-lievable. Well, let's try this: it's my signature spell! If you don't know it, you've been living under a rock.
Euden: Oh, I know that spell! I just don't know you.
Ezelith: Hmm. Still unclear if you're just ignorant or deliberately trolling me.
Euden: Never. Now can I please have your name?
Ezelith: I suppose. It's Ezelith. See that you don't forget it.
Ezelith: Oh, and I expect proper treatment here. Just because you're unaware of what a coup hiring me was doesn't change that.
Euden: If you're asking for special treatment, I'm afraid I can't offer it－but rest assured everyone here is treated with respect.
Ezelith: Fine, good enough. Oh! You there! Sure YOU know who I am!
Ranzal: Muh? Ya talkin' to me?
Ezelith: I am indeed! My turn to ask a question. Who is the world-famous mage known far and wide for this signature spell?!
Ranzal: Oh, I've seen that magic before! Hmm, where was it...? Oh, right! Old Granny Catlady back home used to use it!
Ezelith: Is EVERYONE in this castle daft?!
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