Luca/Stories

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Quotes

On Sortied

Woohoohoo! Let's do this then!

On Entering a Room

I'm raring to go!

When Quest Begins

Come on, let's do this! Chop-chop!

We're ready, right? Woo!

Response to Beginning of a Quest

Oh, I'm on it!

You know I'm ready!

When Receiving a Heal

Whew! That was close.

Ahh...next one's on me!

When Entering a Boss' Room

If we take this one down, we're done!

What's that I hear...? Oh, it's VICTORY!

Response to Entering a Boss' Room

This won't take long!

We've got this!

Upon Getting to Low Health

Oh man, this could be bad...

I kinda pictured this going a little differently...

Upon Opening a Chest

All right! Treasure!

Let's get this home and divvy it up!

Boss on Low Health

It's working! Keep it up!

Won't be long now!

Boss Enters Break State

Nice! Now's our chance!

That's our cue!

Rare Enemy Spawns

Hey, that's a rare one!

Rare enemies are the best enemies!

Upon Death

Aw, shoot. They got me...

Uh-oh... I think I'm done...

Player Uses Damaging Skill

More of that, please!

Whoa, nice!

When Shape Shifting is Ready

Dragon's ready to go here!

Gimme all ya got, dragon!

Idle During Quest

Ah well, lemme just whip up a few more arrows here...

Where we off to next, huh? C'mon, tell me!

Home Screen Walking

I need to get out and blow off some steam.

We could use a little fun around here.

Heh. I caught a big one today!

Maybe I'll go hunt some stuff.

Woof! I'm getting hungry.

Hope everyone in the village is all right.

Home Screen Inside

The outside world's so huge, but you'd never know that living in the village all your life.

Sarisse and I know about a tree deep in the woods that has the sweetest fruit EVER.

I'll bet everyone back in the village is lonely now that I'm gone. ...Or really relieved?

I was the best archer in the whole village... as long as you don't count Sarisse.

It's fun experimenting with how you fletch an arrow. One tweak and it flies way differently.

Climbing trees is so much fun. Point me at the tallest one around, I'm up it in no time.

Home Screen Portrait

Collection Portrait

At The Halidom

Hey! What's up?

You up for some training?

I love this place!

On Promotion to 5

My strength is yours to wield, my friend!

Adventurer Story Episodes

Episode 1

How to Enjoy Life

Luca: Ha ha! AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA!

Sarisse: So does this count as eating humble pie, or is it more of a ＂just desserts＂ thing?

Cleo: You should also consider your role in this, Euden.

Euden: Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am. It was just some innocent fun, ma'am.

SYS: Earlier that day...

Euden: Tell me something, Luca.

Euden: I'm not familiar with sylvan customs. How do your people live day-to-day?

Luca: Curious about life in the forest, eh?

Luca: Well, much of it centers around being self-sufficient—hunting and gathering and so forth.

Euden: Hence your skill with a bow.

Euden: That's different from life in the capital. It actually sounds like fun.

Luca: Fun, eh? In that case, perhaps the two of us should forage for tonight's dinner.

Luca: You're a sharp guy—I'm sure you'll pick up the basics in no time.

Luca: To the woods!

Euden: ...I can't believe how much we've found in so short a time. Fruit, fish, birds—we have everything we need for a feast!

Luca: The key is knowing where things are likely to be found, and then how to secure them.

Luca: Luckily for you, I happen to be an expert on both counts.

Euden: In that case, do you know if these are edible? I found them over there, and they looked pretty good.

Luca: ...Heh. What you have there is a handful of chuckleberries.

Luca: Technically poisonous, but not especially harmful. If you happen to consume one, you'll spend the next hour in a hysterical laughing fit.

Luca: ...Which is perfect!

Luca: We'll bake some in a pie tonight, then sit back and watch the fun!

Euden: Thaaat...doesn't sound like a good idea.

Luca: You're right—it sounds like the BEST idea! Rule one of pranks: if it's funny, do it.

Luca: That's the sylvan way!

Euden: I didn't know the children of the forest were such...children.

Luca: Well, to be fair, it's not so much the sylvan way as it is mine.

Luca: When I fight, I fight with all that I have— and when I prank, I prank with equal fury.

Luca: Such is the way of Luca!

Euden: Heh. I guess that DOES sound like fun. Maybe I'll give it a try.

Luca: Come learn at the feet of the master, young grasshopper.

Luca: This is going to be great!

Luca: ...You have to try the Luca Special pie. It's chock-full of the forest's goodness!

Ranzal: Damn! That looks tasty!

Luca: Psst! Poker face, Euden. Act casual...

Euden: I don't know if I have the nerve for this...

Cleo: It smells delicious. Let's have a tas—

Sarisse: Not just yet! ...Luca, did you sample your creation before giving it to us?

Luca: Er... Didn't need to. I know it's great.

Sarisse: Oh, come on! You can't know that for sure! ...Unless there's some reason you don't WAAANT to try it?

Luca: What reason, there's no reason, who said anything at all about a reason?! ...F-fine, then! If you're so suspicious, I'll just— *chomp* *horf* *nom* *gulp*

Luca: There, see? It's deliciou... Deli... Hee.

Luca: Eee hee hee... Ha ha! Ahh ha ha ha! Ahhh ha ha ha ha! AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Luca: AHHHHHHHH HA HA HAAA HA HAAAAA!

Sarisse: I knew it.

Sarisse: He laced the pie. Never trust any baked goods that come from this guy, people!

Euden: Er, are you all right, Luca? I mean, not that you have anyone else to blame for this.

Euden: ...Well, except for me, I suppose. I should have stopped you.

Cleo: You knew about this?

Cleo: Really, Euden. This is beyond the pale.

Luca: Hey, go easy on him! We're both really sorreeeee hee hee ha ha!

Luca: Ahhh ha ha ha ha!

Luca: We're really sor... Eee hee hee hee! W-we won't do it ag... Ahh ha ha ha!

Luca: P-please, you have to belie...EEE HEE HEE AHHH HA HA HA HA HA!

Sarisse: If you think I'm buying that load of bull, there MUST be something in the pie.

Episode 2

Sylvans and the World

Luca: Ho, Euden.

Luca: Sorry to rope you into running errands for the village.

Euden: I'm happy to do it.

Euden: Besides, it's a good opportunity to learn more about the sylvans.

Luca: We just need to deliver these herbs from the village to the apothecary up ahead.

Luca: Once we're done, we can wander the town and have a bit of fun.

Euden: So your people do have contact with folks outside the forest, then.

Luca: Of course. For example, we trade surplus items for coin we can use to buy things we can't get in the forest.

Luca: Our village would manage just fine without it, but it IS convenient.

Luca: Ah. This is the place.

Sylvan Man: Hello, Luca. I appreciate you coming out here.

Luca: You didn't have to wait for me.

Euden: Huh. I didn't realize there were sylvans living outside the forest as well.

Luca: Most still spend their whole lives in the woods, but recent years have seen some head out into the world to find work.

Luca: We're skilled herbalists, and we tend to be better at manipulating mana than other races as well.

Luca: So some sylvans have found employment as doctors and mages and the like.

Sylvan Man: Much of what sylvans take for common knowledge about medicinal herbs is news to human ears.

Sylvan Man: I'd like to apply what I know to help advance the state of medicine in Grastaea.

Luca: I think that's a fine idea.

Luca: Which is why I brought you a little souvenir from the village. Enjoy.

Sylvan Man: otiongrass?!

Sylvan Man: B-but it is forbidden to take this out of the village, Luca!

Luca: One of many musty old rules that I diligently ignore.

Luca: And more of us should do the same.

Luca: It's a waste to let perfectly good medicine sit unused in the village.

Luca: You're doing research into a number of supposedly untreatable diseases, yes? Which means you need this.

Sylvan Man: But if they find out what you've done, you'll be punished.

Luca: It wouldn't be the first time, nor the last.

Luca: After a lifetime of mischief, I'm not afraid of another lecture from an elder.

Luca: They are woefully out of touch.

Luca: More and more of us are leaving the village, and we need to start bringing more of the outside world back.

Luca: That benefits both sides, don't you think?

Luca: Now stop grousing and take it already.

Sylvan Man: I... Thank you.

Euden: You've actually given this some serious thought, Luca. I'm surprised.

Luca: Tch! Rude. What's so surprising about it? I'm a serious fellow. A thinker, if you will.

Luca: I'm always trying to find ways to make life better—for sylvans and everyone else.

Luca: So, um... Do you have that item I asked you about?

Sylvan Man: The chuckleberry smoke bomb?

Sylvan Man: Yes, and it is most effective. My abs still hurt from laughing. ...Here you are.

Euden: Wait. Do you have a DOCTOR inventing pranking tools for you?!

Euden: Also, didn't you JUST get in trouble for this the other day?

Luca: Which is why they'll never expect it now!

Luca: ...So you're in, yes?

Euden: ..Pass.

Luca: Aww, afraid of getting in trouble? You'll never enjoy life like that.

Luca: Sometimes you have to let the pranking impulse take you where it may!

Sarisse: And just WHERE is this impulse taking you now, Luca?

Luca: S-Sarisse?! How did... Er... Wh-what brings you here?

Sarisse: An errand for Cleo. Now then, what ARE you holding? I'm veeery curious.

Luca: Oh, uh, this? This is...it's...nothing...

Sarisse: Can't hear you there, buddy!

Sarisse: That's not like you at all. You're always so bold and direct—I respect that about you!

Luca: Really? Then check THIS ou—

Luca: Wait, no, hold up! ...Whew! Almost spoiled the whole plan there.

Sarisse: I thought you were supposed to let the impulse take you or whatever?

Sarisse: I admire that about you, remember? The way you dash off on adventures is EVER so impressive.

Sarisse: Come ooon. You know you want to show me what you have...

Sarisse: I'm sooo ready to be impressed, Luca. Pleeease?

Luca: Aww...gosh, Sarisse.

Luca: I guess I have no choice! So...here.

Sarisse: ...This is a smoke bomb. ...A CHUCKLEBERRY smoke bomb.

Sarisse: Right. So you clearly learned NOTHING from the last time.

Sarisse: When are you going to grow up, you big idiot?! HAAAH!

Luca: Grrnghf! I-I give up! I was wrong! M-mercy!

Luca: thud*

Euden: Luca?! Are you all right?! ...He's out cold!

Episode 3

A Brother's Worries

Luca: Say, do you have a minute? I could use some advice.

Euden: Of course, Luca. What's on your mind?

Luca: Sarisse has been acting strangely of late.

Luca: She's been conditioning her ears with a trendy, high-end herbal oil.

Euden: Hmm. I'm afraid ear conditioning is a bit outside my wheelhouse.

Euden: But I don't think there's anything wrong with people making themselves look nice.

Luca: It is if it's Sarisse! She's never cared one whit for fashion.

Luca: And that's not the only thing that's odd.

Luca: She's started going into town a lot more. ...Alone.

Luca: And when I ask what she's been up to, she always changes the subject. This is strange, right?

Euden: Perhaps you're being a bit overprotective.

Luca: *sigh* I'm overthinking things. I get it.

Luca: But she's my little sister, so I can't help but worry.

Euden: That I understand, Luca.

Luca: I knew you would.

Luca: That's why I wanted your help. Now then, here's the plan...

Sarisse: La da dee ta dum...

Euden: Easy, Luca. If you stick your head out too far, she'll see us.

Luca: She's certainly in a fine mood.

Luca: ...What's this? She's meeting a guy at the cosmetics store?

Sylvan Man: Ah, Sarisse. You're here early.

Sarisse: I just couldn't wait! So I was thinking that today maybe we could, um...

Sylvan Man: I'm way ahead of you.

Sylvan Man: Now close your eyes and pucker up.

Sarisse: Right here? In full view of everyone? Oh, how embarrassing...

Sarisse: But all right. Just be gentle.

Luca: What is she doing? What are THEY doing?!

Luca: If she locks lips with a strange man, I'll march right in there and—

Euden: Easy, Luca! She's not the type to just randomly walk up and kiss some stranger.

Euden: Maybe they're dating.

Luca: That does NOT make me feel better!

Luca: But if she's finally grown up, I suppose I have to accept it. She's her own woman, and I should be happy she's happy.

Luca: ...What's that look for? I'm not crying. It's just humid. There's dust everywhere. Someone is chopping onions.

Luca: *sniff* It's the end of an era.

Euden: It'll be all right, Luca.

Euden: We'll make a feast of it tonight. You can drown your sorrows in good food and drink.

Sarisse: Hey, am I invited? Follow-up question: Why are you chuckleheads hiding here?

Euden & Luca: YA!

Sarisse: I noticed you a loooong ways back. You're not terribly subtle.

Sarisse: So then! What brings you here?

Euden: He was worried about you, Sarisse.

Euden: So we, uh...sort of followed you?

Luca: *sob* Sariiiiisse!

Luca: Run to him, Sister! If he is the one, then run to him and never look back! I will find my happiness in your own!

Sarisse: Did you eat some strange berries again?

Sarisse: That guy's the shop owner. I shop there.

Euden: And...that's all?

Sylvan Man: Sarisse has been helping me try out some new products.

Sylvan Man: Today I wanted her opinion on lip gloss.

Luca: ...Lip gloss? Oh. OOOH! THAT'S what it was!

Luca: But then why all the secrecy?

Sarisse: We both know you'd tease me if I told you I was trying on makeup.

Luca: I suppose you're not wrong. ...Heh. Ha ha ha ha!

Sarisse: Besides, my standards for boyfriend material are astronomical.

Sarisse: Not like I've got time to date anyway, considering that cleaning up after my brother's messes is a full-time job.

Luca: You would rather spend time with me? How sweet.

Sarisse: That's not what I meant and you know it! HAAAH!

Luca: Hrngf?! Ow! Why'd you hit me?

Sarisse: For good measure.

Euden: Heh. You all right, Luca?

Euden: Well, at least now you don't have to worry about her anymore.

Episode 4

A Unique Solution

Luca: Rrgh... Where IS that fiend hiding?!

Euden: I can't make anything out in this darkness.

Ranzal: So we got ourselves a little game'a hide-and-seek. In the middle of the forest. At night. Well, ain't that loverly.

Ranzal: Wish it would call out ＂Olly olly oxen free!＂ or somethin' so we could find it already.

Luca: Call out, eh...?

Luca: Yes, that might work...

Ranzal: Why ya standin' there mumblin' like a crazy person, Luca? We got a fiend to find!

Ranzal: Ah, hell! There it is! Quiet, everybody!

Euden: It doesn't seem to have noticed us. All right. We attack on my signal.

Euden: eady...and...NOW!

Together: AAAH!

Ranzal: Dammit! Missed!

Euden: It's on the run!

Luca: Hold your breath, both of you! ...Have a taste of this smoke bomb, fiend!

Ranzal: The heck was the point of THAT?!

Ranzal: It didn't do anything, and now it got away!

Euden: Well, it knows it's being hunted now, so I doubt we'll see it again.

Luca: Don't worry. It's about to tell us exactly where it is.

Fiend: Gyah hah hah ha heh heh!

Ranzal: That almost sounds like... Wait, is that thing LAUGHIN'?!

Euden: The chuckleberry smoke bomb!

Luca: He'll be laughing for the next hour, at least.

Ranzal: And we just follow the sound!

Euden: Great plan, but I'm curious: Why did you bring that all the way out here?

Luca: One never knows when the perfect opportunity for a prank will arise.

Euden: Wow. That's dedication.

Luca: Anyway, that should put an end to the hide-and-seek. Let's finish this.

Villager: Thank you so much for ridding the village of that fiend!

Ranzal: Yeah, it was a little dicey for a while...

Ranzal: But Luca was the man of the hour, hands down.

Luca: You are too kind.

Luca: I just happened to have the right tool for the job.

Euden: A tool that you originally designed.

Euden: The credit is clearly yours on this one.

Luca: Perhaps the idea for a smoke bomb was mine, but sylvans have known about chuckleberries for ages.

Ranzal: Yeah, but you put the knowledge to use. Takes smarts to apply that stuff!

Ranzal: Ya did good, Luca. Be proud!

Luca: Do you really think so?

Euden: I certainly do. You're quick-witted, and you have a way of thinking outside the box.

Euden: Honestly, you're a deeper thinker than some might assume.

Euden: That smoke bomb was a combination of all of those things.

Euden: You helped this village in a way no one else could.

Luca: I think this is the first time one of my pranks has earned me praise.

Luca: But I'm glad to do what only I could!

Episode 5

Bridge Building

Ranzal: HRRRRNGH! H-hurts...so bad...

Luca: Stomach troubles?

Ranzal: Y-yeah... Ate way too much. Now I... I'm... HNNNNNRGH!

Luca: You want a pickled lumberry for that.

Ranzal: Where the hell do I get tha— NNNNNRGH!

Luca: I have a few on me. Any sylvan would. Hold out your hand.

Ranzal: Th-thanks, mannnNNNNNNRGH!

Elisanne: I just saw Ranzal with a look of transcendent bliss on his face. Do you know what that is about?

Luca: Oh, I merely put him out of his misery. Did you need me for something?

Elisanne: I do, actually.

Elisanne: I spied a curious weapon in your village earlier and wanted to inquire about it.

Luca: If it was in our village and not a bow, it must be a polearm.

Luca: The sylvans have an entire fighting style that uses it.

Elisanne: Truly? I would love to see a demonstration, if you would. I'm certain I could learn something helpful from it.

Euden: Oh, good. I was looking for you, Luca.

Luca: You as well, Euden? What do you need?

Euden: I was hoping to borrow some of your sylvan foraging expertise.

Euden: I'd like you to teach the others about the helpful herbs and foods that can be found in the forest.

Euden: It will help us treat the wounded and keep the larder stocked.

Luca: I'll plan a field trip at once.

Luca: Everyone can have a hands-on lesson.

Euden: Thank you, that would be great.

Luca: Say, Euden? I've been thinking...

Euden: h?

Luca: There's a lot of common sylvan knowledge I took for granted back in the village.

Luca: But it's not so common everywhere else.

Luca: It took traveling around with you and meeting all sorts of people for me to understand that.

Luca: And if it's been useful to you, perhaps it could help everyone if it were common knowledge all across Grastaea.

Euden: I think that could do tremendous good.

Luca: Additionally, there are many aspects of the outside world that sylvans know very little about.

Luca: But they could make life in the forest so much better.

Luca: So I wanted to ask you a favor...

Luca: Might I stay on with you?

Luca: I want to continue traveling all over the continent.

Luca: I can share what I know, and learn a great deal besides.

Luca: I want to be the bridge that connects the forest and the world outside.

Luca: And I think I'm uniquely poised to do it because I'm with you.

Euden: I think that's a fine idea, Luca.

Euden: I would be honored to help.

Luca: Thank you, Euden.

Luca: Is it odd that I think of you almost as a brother? Not much resemblance, I know. ...Especially in the ears, heh.

Euden: I've no shortage of brothers as it stands, but I would welcome one like you.

Luca: Whatever you call it, I think we make for an amazing team. I look forward to many more adventures at your side!

Luca: We'll fight together, feast together, and keep others laughing with our razor wit!

Luca: ...AND this smoke bomb! Aaa ha ha ha!

Euden: It would be a shame to have our adventures cut short because Sarisse put you in a body cast. And besides...

Luca: es?

Euden: Well, I feel like the two of us won't lack for laughs in the times to come.

Euden: So no smoke bombs required.